Ben Joined a Club at School

Ben proudly announced that he is in a club at school. It's with Jacob and Joshua and Connor and Daniel. They are in a club at recess. It is called "The Get Girls Club." Now try not to laugh your head off over that one. They chase girls. He says, "Mostly we just chase girls the whole time at recess." He's also interested in being in Kate J's club. Her club is called "The 4 Sticker Club." Right now he only has 3 stickers. He got one today for being the only kid who could think of another kind of bat. They were talking about the animal bat that can fly. The teacher asked what other kind of bat there was and according to him, everyone was really, really quiet because no one knew the answer. "Then I just thought about another kind of bat and slowly raised my hand up and said, "baseball bat." Bada-bing bada-boom. One step closer to joining the 4 Sticker Club. Apparently you can be the leader of the club if you have 5 stickers. There are currently three clubs. If you have no stickers at all, you are in the guard club (guarding the climbing structure on the playground from bad guys). That's where you start out. It must be the bottom of the totem pole so to speak. Once you get at least one sticker, you can move into the "Get Girls Club." After you have four stickers you of course advance into Kate J's Four Sticker Club. This all sounds very complex and confusing to an old woman like me. I hope I can keep up. Mostly I hope we don't start getting hurt feelings. Ugh. Cute just the same for now though.