Zufelt Family Feb 2015

Zufelt Family Feb 2015

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Jacob is Quirky Like Mom and a Few Others

I know there are some fellow weirdos out there that count M&Ms and visually divide walls. Those folks will enjoy knowing Jacob just joined the club. We were practicing multiplication and got to 7x3 when he commented that he know this one because he can count by 7s. Thinking that a bit odd I probed for more info and he told me he knows because he "counts holes on peoples faces." Then since he can count by 7s it's faster to count the holes in faces of a group because he has it memorized by groups of 7.

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Ashlyn Says

She was running and tripped on the cement tonight. Her knees and palms were scraped up.

"Today was the worst day of my night."

When questioned about the odd quote she said, "Well it happened at night so it makes sense."

Sunday, December 24, 2017

Magic Shows for Kindergarten

Brian was doing magic shows at the kindergarten parties. He asked for volunteers and a girl comes up. He tells her to stir up the magic pot and say the magic words. She looks at him and says, "no." Kinda a show stopper.

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Be Like the Van

Driving home today feom the Moellers, there were storm clouds just as we were entering Texas.

Ashlyn asked why the GPS changed to night mode. I explained the van detected it was dark outside so it said, "Time to turn on the lights."

Ashlyn responded, "The van didn't say anything, it just did it."

Angie jumped in by responding, "Thats how it should be. We should all be like the van-Don't say anything, just do what needs to be done."

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Police Chase with the Bus

Lots of cars keep passing the bus while it's loading and unloading. One day when Meggie the regular driver picked up Jacob and Ashlyn in the morning she said a cop car must be trying to catch people because it had been following her the entire route.

Ashlyn's said this when she got off the bus in the afternoon:
The police followed us all the way around Legends Ranch today on the bus. Then we got away. We went really fast out the back gate so the police can't find us anymore.

I think she thought the bus driver escaped the police.

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Talking in Church

Over lunch we were discussing the building a new LDS church building and who would have to move to it and if the ward would split again.

Madison: Isn't a small ward good? Because then you'd know everyone.
Ben: But then you have to speak a lot in church.
Madison: I already talk a lot in church. But mom shushes me.

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Don't Skip Bible Study

I had a doctor appointment today that ran long making me late for Institute/Bible Study. I decided to skip it and go to Sam's Club nearby. I then bought chocolate chip muffins which I shouldn't do because then I eat them. At home I ate a chocolate muffin for my lunch instead of something healthy. I ate it in the office which is completely against the house rules but no children were home so I did it anyway. I thought I saw a chocolate chip fall but I couldn't find it. Hours later I find brown squishy stuff smeared on the chair which means it's on my bum too. I wash it off with a wet rag and now I'm wet like I peed my pants.

The moral of the story is DON'T SKIP BIBLE STUDY or you'll end up with poopy wet pants and a muffin top belly.