I had a doctor appointment today that ran long making me late for Institute/Bible Study. I decided to skip it and go to Sam's Club nearby. I then bought chocolate chip muffins which I shouldn't do because then I eat them. At home I ate a chocolate muffin for my lunch instead of something healthy. I ate it in the office which is completely against the house rules but no children were home so I did it anyway. I thought I saw a chocolate chip fall but I couldn't find it. Hours later I find brown squishy stuff smeared on the chair which means it's on my bum too. I wash it off with a wet rag and now I'm wet like I peed my pants.
The moral of the story is DON'T SKIP BIBLE STUDY or you'll end up with poopy wet pants and a muffin top belly.
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