Funny Marriage Plans

Overheard while the kids were getting ready for school.

Madison: “I can’t find anyone that I want to marry except Ben.”

Ben: “Ewww.”

Jacob: “I don’t know either.”
Madison: “You could marry mom.”
Jacob (depressed): “She already got married.”

Madison: “You could just marry her again.”

Jacob (smiling): “She could just wear TWO rings!!”

Madison: “What would her name be? Angela Swiss Cheese Zufelt?”

Jacob (laughing): “Then her name would be Angela Zufelt Zufelt. Of course.”