Conversation in the Car

"mom." - "what?" "Mom!" - "What?" "MOM!!!" - "WHAT!?!" "Don't say WHAT Mom." - "Jacob, you said 'mom' and I said 'what.' You said 'Mom!' and I said 'What!" You said 'MOM!!!' and I said 'WHAT!!!" I was responding to your question." "It don't care, Mom!"