"I Wish..." Said Maddie

"Mom, I wish there was no such thing as church, fires or grown ups."

"Why?"

"Because then I wouldn't have to buy anything from anyone because there would be only kids and teenagers and teenagers don't sell stuff, only grown ups sell stuff. And I wish there was no fires so the fire alarm wouldn't have to wake me up an night when I was asleep. And I wish there was no church because then I wouldn't have to go to class.