No Thank You

Dear Jakey, I am not interested in YOU giving up the sippy cup. It takes too much time and attention to monitor your milk drinking ways so we don't have a cup dumped on your tray or heaven forbid the carpet. (What kind of idiot puts carpet under a kitchen table? Seriously.) Please kindly return to your safe, covered beverages. Thanks. Love, Mom PS - Dad and I plan to use our tax return to remedy that carpet problem this week, but you still should refrain from your dumping ways.