I Saw Myself Today

When I returned from church today, Brian and Ben were in the living room. Brian was offering Ben a snack or something to eat. He gave the options of apples, oranges, bananas, etc. As he finished his offering list, I sat next to him on the couch just in time to see him shove a candy wrapper in his pocket and from the chewing he was doing, let's just say he wasn't eating a banana as he had offered Ben. I snickered and asked what he was eating. "Fruit," came the reply. Ben prodded, "What kind of fruit." Brian, "fruit chew." ie Starburst... Hypocrite. Like I said, I saw myself today.